Love is the selfishness of two persons.
Keep a mid course between two extremes.
A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more.
Opportunity lies between your own two ears
Wisdom and knowledge are two different things.
Hard and impossible are two different things!
Porkchops and bacon my two favorite animals.
Man is a two-legged animal without feathers.
Wanting and needing are two different things.
Looking and seeing are two different things.
There are two infinities: God and stupidity.
Friendship is two souls inhabiting one body.
Person who chases two rabbits catches neither.
You know sometimes words have two meanings.
Respect and fear are two different things.
Compromise is a stalling between two fools.
Music fills the infinite between two souls.
Color-blocking two bold shades feels so modern.
Of two evils choose the more interesting.
When two forces unite their efficiency double.
I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters.
Knowing and believing are two different things.
Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.
There are two emotions: love and fear.
Brandy and water spoils two good things.
Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.
I stop two hours before a fight
The sand dunes look like two tits.
There are two side to every issue.
Perception and reality are two different things.
No two people have the same reality
There are two options: adapt or die.
Life is so much friendlier with two.
It's so much more friendly with two.
The bond of two souls is divine.
I have two dogs Lottie and Charlie.
I was in two very horrible bands.
You'll always be two steps behind me.
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
A penny saved is two pence clear.
We two are to ourselves a crowd.
You can divide my life into two.
Eternity is a ham and two people.
Between two stools one sits on the ground.
The man who seeks revenge digs two graves.
Generosity makes at least two people feel good.
When one person mentors two lives are changed.
Life and art are not two different things....
My first two novels were very black comedies.
You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
Wisdom accepts that all things have two sides
Success can be obviously a two way street.
Me and Janet really are two different people.
I experimented with marijuana a time or two.
Where there are two people there is untruth.
The first blow is as much as two.
You can't beat two guitars bass and drums.
The Church must breathe with her two lungs!
I've done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.
You can't suffer over two things at once.
You can't ride two horses with one behind.
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
Ive done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.
Add two letters two paris and it's paradise.
Love is not a contract between two narcissists.
I have two older sisters; I'm the youngest.
I wish I could see outta two eyes.
Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.
A medium is a bridge between two minds.
You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.
I was a street performer for two years.
She's so fat she's my two best friends.
No two persons ever read the same book.
My two great loves are music and horses.
You can live a lifetime in two years.
I'm the oldest and I've got two sisters.
Never use one word when two will do.
He who has two languages has two souls.
Microsoft is always two years away from failure.
The two great dividers are religion and LANGUAGE
One bad general is worth two good ones.
The egotism of woman is always for two.
I had to know at least two languages.
I've been smokin' ever since I was two.
I have two loves: my country and Paris.
Health and an able body are two jewels.
One cannot cross an abyss in two jumps.
One ox two oxen. One fox two foxen.
We have two kids my wife and myself.
Read two old books for every new one.
Never use two words when one will do.
One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
Of two evils I always choose the lesser.
The Palestinians are beasts walking on two legs.
No two people see things the same way.
The world is born when two people kiss
I have two speeds nothing and full pelt.
Well he had two stabs at the cherry
I don't write a novel every two years.
If you chase two rabbits you catch none.
This place has a one two knockout punch.
..there are two possible endings to every story.
You can't sit on two chairs at once.
I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish.
I had two roles for which I compromised.
Defense can't guard two things in a row.
Mostly two miles an hour is good going.
Apparently two but one in soul you and I...
And meade had a hatrick. He scoresd two goals
I have two delightful sons who I love dearly.
A wise man hears one word and understands two.
Every man has two countries: his own and France.
We'll build a bridge of love between two worlds.
I adore my two older sisters Erika and Betsy.
Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.
If only. The saddest two words in any language.
Never write more than two pages on any subject.
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
I lose all control after two drinks of anything
Every building is a prototype. No two are alike.
We hovered above the moment like two rain clouds
We only have two hours to change people's lives.
We have only two modes - complacency and panic.
All my movies like Revenge are under two hours.
Estate in two parishes is bread in two wallets.
If two people agree one of them is unnecessary.
I have survived two wars two wives and Hitler.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
One alien is a curiosity two are an invasion.
I have a wonderful marriage and two great kids.
The Republicans could mess up a two car parade
A man and a woman represent two heavenly beings.
If you pursue two hares both will escape you.
Dignities are like faces; no two are the same.
The Buddha and all sentient beings are not two.
How do I stay balanced? On my two feet.
Always two there are a master and an apprentice.
If one bite fills you you don't need two.
Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese.
A wedding in haste is worth two at leisure.
As soon as there was two there was pride.
The peace sign is with two fingers not one.
Don't be afraid. There's the two of us now.
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.
A friend is simply one soul in two bodies.
A chuck under the chin is worth two kisses.
In love there are two evils: war and peace.
A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies.
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
Cause and effect are two sides of one fact.
I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell
Unity is plural and at a minimum is two.
He who have two grounds of trust is lost!
I have been drunk now for over two weeks.
I have two hands. I can hold two medals.
I was at the birth of my two girls.
I grew up on two wheels in the dirt.
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Love is a fan club with only two fans.
We Indians are one as no two Englishmen are.
The world knows only two that's Rome and I.
If it's free put me down for two please
I don't want to speak to two empty chairs.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
The two that are one the one that is all!
A genius is a man who has two great ideas.
Why do two people fall in love? It's a mystery.
Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth.
To do two things at once is to do neither.
But if two and two and fifty make a million ...
I'm lucky - I can do two things at once.
In love there are two things - bodies and words.
A movie shoots six months for two hours of film.
I like films that are about two hours not more.
Let me just say I've seen a pub or two.
I do have a sister - I have two sisters.
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
Beware the man who has two faces and two hearts.
The world will be saved by one or two people.
The dream of every cell is to become two cells.
Of two evils the less is always to be chosen.
I don't do the same show on any two nights.
Wimps go up to rebound with one hand not two.
It is well to moor your bark with two anchors.
No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes.
A nose that can see is worth two that sniff.
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes
I can change the world with my own two hands
Israel is my past. My two boys are my future.
It's not easy to play a match every two days.
I have two doctors my left leg and my right.
I exist in two places here and where you are.
Ah! why ye Gods should two and two make four?
Thrée maie a kepe counsayle if two be away.
A lot of feature films do two pages a day.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
There are only two types of music.good and bad.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
Power and wealth are not two of my main stakes.
I am not my own friend.Time cuts me in two.
He has a head two arms two legs just as I.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
Oh how fine it is to know a thing or two.
A mouse in the paws is worth two in the pantry.
A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
I love cars I have two classic cars of my own.
I want to be two people at once. One runs away.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Devil and God â?? two sides of the same face.
Oh love and hate are two sides of the same blade
For one to be free there must be at least two.
A God in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I do not know what to do my mind's in two.
A man only learns in two ways one by reading and the other by association with smarter people.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
IT IS TIME THAT WE ALL SEE GENDER AS A SPECTRUM INSTEAD OF TWO SETS OF OPPOSING IDEALS.
What is a child monsieur but the image of two beings the fruit of two sentiments spontaneously blended?
Two in distressmake sorrow less.
Two thongs don't make a right.
There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
You have two choices: You can make a living or you can design a life.
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does I still will.
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down the other is pulling up.
F-E-A-R has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise.' The choice is yours.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Great love isn't two people finding the perfect match in one another. Great love is two people making the choice to be a match.
Two words Super Cuts.
Two powerful people can't be friends.
Two wives? That exceeds the custom.
Two broken pieces making a whole.
This is my logo for Two-Faced
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Two rights don't equal a left.
Two eggs do not an omelette make
Two hands are better than four sometimes.
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
Two may keep counsel putting one away!
Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
Autobiographies ought to begin with Chapter Two.
Two souls dwell alas! in my breast.
Two hearts in love need no words.
Two nations divided by a common language.
Love' Two perfectly happy people ready to gamble
Two forces rule the universe: light and gravity.
Two autumns and I have not changed enough.
Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere.
Two years from now spam will be solved.
Two words to improve any dish. Ba Con
Two Arts degrees does not a life make.
One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish!
Two dry Sticks will burn a green One.
Two friends two bodies with one soul inspired.
Two problems of our country - energy and malaise.
Two things I can't stand - sitting and sleeping.
One person is nothing. Two people are a nation.
Two days' hunger made a fine sauce for anything.
What's even worse than a flute? - Two flutes!
Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.
Two steps behind her I say her name. "Skye.
Two shows at once is crazy but I love it.
Two people can work on a problem better than one
Two are better than one if two act as one.
Two things are always the same the dance and war.
I like to have a martini Two at the very most.
I deplore the loss of arts on BBC One and Two.
If you see Two in One - I only see One in Two
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other's little failings.
God has given us two hands one to receive with and the other to give with.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
In the business world everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
The two words 'information' and 'communication' are often used interchangeably but they signify quite different things. Information is giving out; communication is getting through.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
When you wake up every day you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It's all a matter of perspective.
I've got two families.
Suicide kills two people.
Clones are people two.
In two words impossible.
I have two grandchildren.
A real relationship is two-way.
A narcissism shared by two.
I am such a goody-two-shoes.
I am two with nature.
We move between two darknesses.
All artists are two-headed calves.
All women speak two languages:
No two snowflakes are alike...
Just two words: a masterpiece.
Of two evils choose neither.
Understanding is a two-way street.
No two wars are identical.
The contact of two epidermises.
Me and nature are two.
Amongst good men two men suffice.
Oh HONESTLY don't you two read?
There are two words for everything.
Four legs gooood two legs baaad!
Most virtue lies between two vices.
What's wrong with being number two?
Speed quality price. Pick any two.
Writers' lives break into two halves
Intelligence is derived from two words
Marriage is socialism among two people.
Freedom security convenience - choose two
Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.
Of two evils choose the prettier.
If. A two-letter word for futility.
There are two types of sufferers
I and the Father are not-two!
A boat can't have two captains.
I bit a pillow. Or two.
Every mile is two in winter
I have been cut in two.
Of two evils choose the least.
There's two heads to every coin.
The Cubs are due in sixty-two.
Compassion is a two way street.
We are an episode between two oblivions.
He who chases two rabbits catches none.
Awe and respect are two different things.
If I lost weight I'd be two-dimensional!
Life is a vacation from two eternities.