Last Week Quotes


I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.

People do not connect with what happened last week let alone what happened 20 years ago.

I just finished my 11th book last week so I'm ready to start the next one.

I'm not into watching stuff I did last week let alone three or four years ago.

When Steve Jobs died last week there was a huge outcry and that was very moving and justified.

We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book.

The things that you saw earlier in your life generally have more power than the things you saw last week.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together

Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked last week but your body will.

Only last week I murdered a rock injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week and he's done the same this week.

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.

The film [Aquarius" ] is very very successful. We had the highest per-screen average of last week's releases.

Drama entered my home last week but I ushered it to the door and tossed it to the curb.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then Nader spoke.

One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects.

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show and I just didn't want to do that.

I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.

Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are Rumsfeld said 'What's a plan?'

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Canada as you know is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.

I said last week that the number on Jean's back does not matter. He stays effective as a runner decision-maker and leader.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews.

So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.'

We're seeing people in the streets because this last week [since November 8 2016] was a week of grief and mourning and despair for many.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week and that's going to be the exclamation point.

For honest insight into who you are don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week.

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?

Despite the Brian Williams lying scandal NBC News led in the ratings last week. Although I should note the figures were reported by Brian Williams.

...there remained a strange formality between them and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week.

I have continued to paint; my father - who was savaged by the critics - continued to paint until practically the last week of his life.

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

He's sort of caught everybody on the hot really and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked.

I believed up to last week that Adam was somehow coming back. But I wouldn't trade that optimism for anything because the other option is no fun.

What has been doing in the last week attacking Hollywood actresses [Meryl Streep] for criticizing him I mean what would is this guy [Donald Trump] living in?

And the insidious thing is that people will either see a movie because it did well last weekend or won't see it because it didn't do well.

Michael Eisner let it be known last week that he had no intention of leaving the entertainment business once he steps down as CEO of Disney in October.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

The very substance which last week was grazing in the field waving in the milk pail or growing in the garden is now become part of the man.

In corporate levels it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

A new biography of Madonna came out last week and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub.

Actually Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate he could win the nomination by the year 2032.

Moscow has been helping the Northern Alliance because the Taliban was openly supported by Pakistan .. until last week Pakistani servicemen had taken part in war operations on the Taliban side.

Yes of course. I was on her like um... I believe that old woman last week we took after she'd burnt down her house cooking said 'like white on rice'

Death remains about the one certain fact in the lives of each one of us and there will be suffering sorrow and sadness next week as there was last week.

I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in 'foreign'. I knew what they were saying: Blah blah blah le b*** manager f*** uselss b***!

I rarely exercise at all except I have some hand weights that I'll lift idly while I'm watching TV. I did do some push-ups last week and somehow hurt my shoulder.

Training hasn't been consistent for the last week or so which was a bit annoying but going into the competition I just had to get myself into the right mind frame.

I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week it just helped.

My greatest talent is calmness and being positive. I concentrate on what you can do even in the worst of times. You don't judge by last week's errors or lost opportunity.

A film like Genevieve to my contemporaries is not a film made years ago but last week or last year. They see me as I was then not as I am now.

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

Zeroes are important. A million seconds ago was last week. A billion seconds ago Richard Nixon resigned the presidency. A trillion seconds ago was 30 000 BC and early humans were using stone tools.

The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all.

According to various polls conducted the single most important issue in last week's election was not the Iraq War not the War on Terror not even the economy. It was the cultural war.

Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that Rubio said 'Hey any chance I can drop out of the race and just keep the 40 million?'

Pleased to meet you " Tellin says shaking me out of my reverie. "Lily told me much about you last weekend." "Funny." Quince throws me a questioning glance. "She didn't mention you at all.

It's frustrating when you want to play but can't. I didn't touch a racket for three weeks and when I started playing again last week I still felt some pain in my wrist.

As I stood and gave the eulogy for young Michael Brown last week I kept thinking about the fact that this child should have been in college instead of laying in a coffin.

I'm a dancer so anything related to dance I love to do. I also tried Zumba last week. That thing is tough! 15 minutes in I was going for a water break. It wasn't easy!

I spent the last week of Ryan's life in Indiana Indianapolis with Jeanne and Andrea Jeanne his mother Andrea his sister and some other beautiful people who came. And it taught me a lesson.

Rachel?â? came Ivyâ??s voice from her room. â??Whereâ??s my sword?â? â??In the foyer where you left it last week when the evangelists were canvassing the neighborhood

Most of the 50 or so invitations you receive each week come from people inviting the President's Chief of Staff not you. If you doubt that ask your predecessor how many he received last week.

New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife Donna Hanover as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake.

I love to come home and work on one of my other jobs. Just to remember that the floors gotta be mopped and that everything isn't centered around what you fought about in Washington last week.

After we played Sporting last week the lads in the dressing room talked about him constantly and on the plane back from the game they urged me to sign him. That's how highly they rated him.

People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.

I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.

I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun even second hand.

The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.

Given the scope of the tragedy from last week I am glad to reassure the people of New York and Washington D.C. that their air is safe to breath and their water is safe to drink

And it was only released in London last week so when I go back to England Monday or whatever I am expecting heaps of adulation. I'm hoping there is. If that doesn't happen I will be disappointed.

I don't watch myself on TV I don't read the news clippings about me so when people come up and say 'What about that story last week?' I go 'I didn't even know there was.'

It is our duty to try to be perfect â?¦ to improve each day and look upon our course last week and do things better this week; do things better today than we did them yesterday

TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week that's good but when you walk out in front of 1 000 you think 'Oh my God this had better be good'.

The very quick and high sales of the book caught us off guard but fortunately we got the second edition from the printers at the end of last week and the shops should now be stocked again.

That's why I have to be a fiction writer because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up.

For some reason on that sparkling afternoon last week I actually saw the coal that was passing by and it set me to thinking how important coal was to our everyday lives when I was a little boy.

You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best but that's all you've got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.

I try not to look back. I'm looking forward. I'm worried more about what I'm going to do next week than I am what I did last week. There are too many things to do. Looking back is for everybody else.

Getting on a plane I told the ticket lady "Send one of my bags to New York send one to Los Angeles and send one to Miami." She said "We can't do that!" I told her "You did it last week!

I just found out last week - my sister told me - that my father had some Beatles records. So I must have heard them quite a bit but it never registered really. Now I listen to them with new ears.

I really enjoyed every minute of it. I mean I've learned so much in the last week I mean just the way to play a real real doubles. It was a great experience for me and we had a lot of fun.

Last week I was just someone who had had a first novel published.

I live in New York and I was only there for 2 weeks all last year.

Over the last couple of years I have gotten an average of 2 000 letters a week from fans.

My pregnancy was great but the last three weeks were manic because my blood pressure was going up and up.

You got to get lucky because it lasts for a week and a lot of things can happen in a week.

Last week in the Homeland Security Committee Republicans were against port security; and today one week after Democrats unveiled our Real Security Agenda they're for it

I spent twelve years training for a career that was over in a week. Joe Namath spent one week training for a career that lasted twelve years.

A lot could happen in a week. Just look at the last one.

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

My golf game is getting real good. Last week I got through the windmill.

Three weeks ago she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

Last week I got a flu that I caught 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week four kids escaped.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone 5 000 people started working for John Kerry.

Last week my tie caught on fire some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

Last week I was walking by a cemetery two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

Last week I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.

Last week I saw a woman flayed and you will hardly believe how much it altered her person for the worse.

Sometimes a week might go by when I don't think about the (perfect) game but I don't remember when it happened last.

If I had to resign every time the Cabinet disagrees with me I could not last as a Defense Minister one week.

The last time I saw Robert Kennedy was in an elevator by accident also going up one week before he was shot.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

Last week I told my psychiatrist 'I keep thinking about suicide' and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

I tell ya gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going why bother?.

When I was writing Caramelo the last couple of years a sixty-hour work week was normal. And now I'm lucky if I have eight hours.

I remember Mitch Miller saying every week This rock and roll stuff will never last. But one doesn't like to bring that up to Mitch.

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

Last week I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing between the insulting and the superlative.

Being inspired is fine for a week and being motivated might work for a month or so but to make any lifestyle change last a lifetime you need dedication.

Clothing left on the bed unfolded. Books stained with coffee spots. Tabs not paid until the last possible second. Boys kissed and then forgotten in a weekâ??s time.

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

Last week I told my wife If you would learn to cook I could fire the chef. She said If you could learn to make love I could fire the chauffer.

Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just depends on what I find interesting at the moment.

Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.