Kids Funny Quotes


It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun and people call it entertainment!

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman she was just funny.

As a kid I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid I was a Jew in a town of no Jews and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew the guys who were trying to be rappers the funny kids.

It's funny how when your kids get sick they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

I have 4 kids already I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments.

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

It's funny there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy kids who know they are valued and either forget the other parts or turn them into funny stories.

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford there are 1 800 kids dressed as me. It's odd it's funny and it pays really well.

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life and kids are just funny.

People want to bring kids to their level and they want to make it seem like kids have this thing. It's seen as funny to them.

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like funny falls. It is awful but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper I don't read that crap.

In Italy I had an Afro and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian

Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.