Now that women are jockeys baseball umpires atomic scientists and business executives maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
Actors are the jockeys of literature. Others supply the horses the plays and we simply make them run.
Even the disc jockeys are saying if I play your record I made you. You got to play for me free.
Right about when I turned 13 I realized that women could be jockeys from my travels to the racetrack with my dad.
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
What drove me to become the world's greatest bodybuilder is no different from what drives other athletes to become great tennis players or boxers or jockeys.
Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to racetracks at the age of two and jockeys before they are old enough to shave.
The sport of horse racing which at its best showcases the majestic beauty of this animal and the athleticism of jockeys has reached an alarming level of corruption and exploitation.
I hope I'm one of many to come in the Dubai World Cup and hope I see more women making it at this level. There are a lot of great female jockeys.