Chest Hair Quotes


I've learned when you drink Absolut straight it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk but he was really nice and I ripped his chest hair out.

He may have hair upon his chest but sister so has Lassie.

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I'm into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.

Not that it was Twiggy's fault but the ubiquity of her image created a sense in young women that to be stylish meant to be skinny flat-chested with an ingenue face and straight hair.

Working in factories and things like that it just puts a little hair on your chest.

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Lucille Ball hates the color of her hair too and says `I should wear a sign on my chest saying I hate it but Technicolor demands it.'