Celery Quotes


Celery raw Develops the jaw

Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk cheeses.

I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.

Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school this giant black kid with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Celery leaves are an underused ingredient most likely because supermarkets sell mostly leafless stalks.

The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

I love celery and people don't use it a lot. Celery and flavors in that family - it really brightens and is refreshing.

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey how about some celery? Plus if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen.

Even if you don't have any dishes you need a celery dish.

How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables the poor innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks.

For my money celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body and we all need to start being much nicer to it.

I have always stuck up for Western medicine. You can chew all the celery you want but without antibiotics three quarters of us would not be here.

My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I like tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise and celery egg whites and garlic. It's delish.

I felt ridiculously self-conscious like the stick of celery at a luxurious buffet.

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.