Steve Kluger Quotes

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart the Reeboks blow off.

And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage that's only because somewhere somehow someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan

. . . it's not just the people we love but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

T.C.: Um actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.

It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.

Never ever stop believing in magic no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.