Mario Cantone Quotes

I love animation I really do but I don't do it for the children.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

Look you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing as Bette Davis used to say.

Who do you think I am Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I know it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down am I a mess?

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I wouldn't live with me believe me. I'm moody.

I mean the things you think will never happen you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with you do.

I'm crass contemptuous and crude obstreperous obnoxious rambunctiously raw and rude.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.