Spoon Quotes


I want to write a song called Two Straws and a Spoon about one man being cuckolded by a milkshake.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!

When you are dining with a demon you got to have a long spoon.

I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork so in the end it's just plain useless.

Ask people to pitch in - hand them a spoon and ask them to stir. Doing things together having everyone help makes for a nicer party.

I needed to grow up and do things all adults do. It was time to stop having everything spoon fed to me. It was about being independent.

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon and you say to yourself 'Mick it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

I usually don't like to 'spoon feed' my audience because I grew up idolizing story tellers who tell stories using symbolism so it was in my nature to do the same.

Some breakfast cereals only come into their own as children's party treats: what are cornflakes and Coco Pops for if not to clump together with melted chocolate and spoon into a cupcake holder?

Gag me with a spoon!

I love the cancer spoon!

You're the little spoon aren't you?

A broken spoon may become a fork.

I like to spoon after I fork.

But I can still lick the spoon!

Brighten someone's by adding a spoon full of kindness.

A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

The sun is mirrored even in a coffee spoon

My knees could have been stirred with a spoon.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

He must have a long spoon that eats with the devil.

A man that's fond precociously of stirring :;:; Must be a spoon.

Oh the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon.

My cooking spoon My magic wand Of this dish You will be fond.

A spoon full of honey gets more flies than a barrel full of vinegar.

I'm more like a spoon symbol. I think women just want to spoon me.

My mom always said I liked to stir the pot with a glittering spoon.

This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon

If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup then the coffee is too weak.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

I wasnt born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life.

Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover.

That's Narmer with the spoon " I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

From the air the Mexican landscape looks as if it had been stirred with a giant spoon.

When it rains manna from heaven some people put up an umbrella. Others reach for a big spoon.

If I'm not supposed to be awake why are you here?" I mumbled. "To be the little spoon.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

I boil my tears in a twisted spoon And dance like an angel on the point of a needle.

Life is half delicious yogurt half crap and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

A poet is someone Who can pour Light into a spoon Then raise it To nourish Your beautiful parched holy mouth.

Reading and writing arithmetic and grammar do not constitute education any more than a knife fork and spoon constitute a dinner.

An' that cold hand o' wind was Old Georgie's hand yay the devil what was standin' there wavin' a crookit spoon.

As you can taste a pot full of food with a spoon likewise someone's tounge can tell you about his heart.

Instead of idleness vanity or an intellect formed by the spoon-feeding of others my girls have acquired energy industry and independence.

The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.

My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

And you Kibbles had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear I'm going to geld you with a spoon. (Zarek)

Teaching people the best way to market organically with Facebook is like teaching them the best way to butter bread with a spoon.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. "You " I said knocking it off his face. "Me!" He answered cheerfully.

You don't become satisfied because you have a golden spoon in your palm; you become satisfied when it begins to feed you... Use it!

A man shouldn't bite the hand that feeds him even if another holds out a golden spoon to him as reward after his betrayal.

The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made " Jim said. "What did you expect?

I'm hungry but I won't order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No I'll order it because I'm thirsty and I'll ask for a straw.

The time is past when Christians in America can take a long spoon and hand the gospel to the black man out the back door.

I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.

Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke you'd best deliver information with entertainment.

My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!

I am too many flavors for one f***ing spoon. I want to erase the lines so I can be me. If we do not speak who will?

When I go the cinema unfortunately nowadays especially with the big commercial films the audience is spoon-fed through the entire experience and they don't have to do any work.

I beg your pardon. I'm not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I've seen you in the mornings. You're not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon get in there get your fingers dirty!

Ordinary people need to lead and not sit there and think that governments are going to spoon-feed them and look after them and look after the country because they won't.

I have a fork and a spoon but never a knife"¦ as if I'm lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both however. That's why I'm not allowed a knife.

I usually dont like to spoon feed my audience because I grew up idolizing story tellers who tell stories using symbolism so it was in my nature to do the same.

A bowl of diligence and perseverance a cup of faith and a pinch of inspiration mixed with a spoon of contentment are the ingredients of a delicious success. Cook yours well.

Life can be difficult for kids born with a gold spoon in their mouth because they never really get to find out if they're able to work hard and make it on their own.

When people ask me which I would rather give up writing or medicine it's like being asked which eye I'd prefer to have poked out with a spoon: neither and please use a fork.

Christianity is fundamentally convalescence.. .God is not only the doctor who prescribes He is the nurse who lifts up our powerless head and puts the spoon in our mouth...And He is the medicine.

Dad was a strict disciplinarian and would give us a wallop with a wooden spoon if we were out of order. But we really respected him - he didn't try to be our best friend.

What's sad about not eating is the experience whether at a family reunion or at midnight by yourself in a greasy spoon under the L tracks. The loss of dining not the loss of food.