Raccoons Quotes

I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles ' I used to love that as well.

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.

Honestly it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.

Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie then they believe maybe even a woman can.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

I'm not enthused by these rap dudes. All in they videos posin' half nude with all of them tattoos Til I blacken they eyes and have them lookin' like raccoons.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

I'd gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.

I bet she woke up with her hair looking like something out of a Pantene commercial while little bluebirds circled around her head and raccoons brought her breakfast or something.

Why is love easy? I don't know. And the raccoons don't say.