Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.
Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?
Although people rarely died playing Quidditch referees had been known to vanish and turn up months later in the Sahara Desert.
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
George: "I can't see anyone trying to bump off a quidditch team." Fred: "Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it.