A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing but I'm not big enough.
People ask me how I keep my figure and I tell them it's because I paint. When you're covered in paint it's quite hard to put food in your mouth!
Once at the White House I was asked to conduct the Drum and Bugle Corp. The man just handed me the baton and I finished the song. It was great. I got to keep the baton.
When I used to have a show on French TV people would ask me how my jacket stayed spotless while cooking. Your whole area has to be clean - and you have to keep it that way.
People have asked me why I made the first chapter of my first novel so long and in an invented English. The only answer I can come up with that satisfies me is 'To keep out the scum.'