We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
It's not the pizza darlin' its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
You're going to find this hard to believe but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago behind the eclair case.
Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom