Tre Cool Quotes


I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I get mad when people are against pot.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow almost dying of starvation.

I like Fisher Price music nursery rhymes and the alphabet song.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

It's not how you pick your nose it's where you put that booger that counts.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

It was time to raise the bar higher or lower if you're doing limbo.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I'd probably be a burglar I'd burgle people.

School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

No man can eat fifty eggs

Back in '93 and '94 when 'Dookie' was being made my dad built this tour bus for us out of a bookmobile. We toured in it for the first year. It was a really bad idea by the way.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I caught on fire twice on the stage but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

Don't jack off a cactus you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

I wish people would turn off their computers go outside talk to people touch people lick people enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years. We have become more close. I think having kids makes you want to keep the gang together.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

Yeah I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good and if I can't I'm going to get hurt doing it.

A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I had trouble fitting in in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I've matured maybe but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have but yes I do miss them officially for the record. In case any of them are listening I love you.

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I'm like a sack of potatoes to be abused at will.

I am no longer married so ladies... there you go.