Tim Meadows Quotes

I've never been arrested. I've been stopped searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

I like doing films and I wish that I could do more but I still have to audition. I don't get offered starring roles in movies even though I've written and starred in a movie.

Learning lines is my biggest challenge.

Everything that happens to me in my life be it good or bad it's all education and it's important for that to become part of what you do. It all feeds the beast.

At a certain point in my personal life I went through a divorce and lost some people close to me.

Sometimes I'll go down a path and I'll just pray that something's going to come to get me out of this path that I'm on.

There's no wrong move on stage. You can do no wrong if you just trust your instincts.

I had the afro when I was in high school. I had the flattop during a short period in the early '90s. And I've had different variations of dreadlocks. I'll admit to those!

Not everybody agrees on what's funny obviously.

I was not funny growing up.