Ted Nugent Quotes

James Brown's Live at the Apollo is not just a musical whiplash it's a spiritual cleansing. You can just close your eyes and see him doing the splits kicking the mic stand and doing a 360.

Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.

There are some power-abusing corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control you have the highest crime rate.

If you don't have a sense of humor you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Animals have rights to be smothered with garlic and butter!

Fortunately as it pertains to guns my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart slow and safe.

Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

I'm militantly anti-drug abuse but love everything Keith Richards and some other drug goofballs do.

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

There are multi-scatterings of various and associated issues and concerns but it all boils down to accountable people versus those unwilling to be accountable.

Like all other law-abiding Americans I fully support legal immigration.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star I've avoided that really well.

Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.

The Nugent family is a solid asset. What works for us would work for all humankind.

I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.

If we want our bodies to be healthier we need to get off the salmonella e-coli mad cow assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?

Liberalism is assisting quality of life whatever you may choose.

I'm healthy have a loving and adorable family great hunting dogs a gravity defying musical career and most importantly fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions just dumb people versus good honest people.

I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women but I sure adapted.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

Real Americans don't back down.

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit period.

Without question the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

Unfortunately there are people in America there are people in politics there are people in positions of authority who want to forcibly unarm and force in to helplessness American citizens.

I really have the American dream licked.

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season never poison my sacred temple with drugs alcohol tobacco or bad food.

Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted.

The spirit of America is all about defiance and the best music like mine is the freedom soundtrack.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

Like the average American that I hang out with and like my father before me I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

I was musically baptized by the black founding fathers of rock-and-roll and like all real music lovers the music changed enriched upgraded and fortified our lives forever.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

Ignorance is indeed bliss but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

I hump the wild to take it all in there is no bag limit on happiness.

If you want less of something tax it. If you want more of something don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.

The Indians the needed some food and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed baby millions of buffalo were the proof.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

My baby she'll take a chance my baby got a brand new dance Wango Tango Wango Tango.

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

I surround myself with positive productive people of good will and decency.

Hunting is the last perfect thing.

May God be with you and the Devil be crushed underfoot as you march for Peace on the skulls of our enemies for goodwill security and a quality of life that comes only with Democracy

Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Organized religion is good for wars battles pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.

Lance Bass needs to quit worrying about outer space and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food.

Music is the great connector.

If enough Americans determine I could do a better job in public office and Mrs. Nugent and my beloved family agree there is no limit what I am willing to do for my country.

We are a nation of laws not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.

You remember the night that you left me you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby gonna crush your face.

A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.

I still tour like a man possessed because I am.

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

When the law disarms good guys bad guys rejoice.

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America the law-abiding gun owners of America will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus case closed

Let's be honest if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws there is no way they could win the presidency or a local dog catcher election.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

If guns cause crime all of mine are defective.

Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs whimpering like mindless dogs thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?

At 62 I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life.

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada

If you want to save a species simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens like turkeys like deer like Canadian geese.

I can hear her thunder she's coming after me thunder thighs.

My band and music are so intense they scare me and I'm not afraid of anything. We love our music with everything we got and deliver the most inebriating fun concerts on earth every night.

[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.

There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.

Use your lives wisely my friends and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

Do you want to feel good or do you want to do good?

I know we just met today but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date I don't expect you to swallow.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

I like Dave Grohl I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake it's uppity and spirited.

I started singing with the Amboy Dukes in '87. I sang 'Oh Baby Please Don't Go ' the old Van Morrison song by Joey Smith. I started singing more from then on.

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you.If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.

My worst song is stimulating beyond words. My best songs are downright scary.

[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

So listen everybody to what I got to say there's hope for tomorrow if we wake up today.

Donald Trump is taking flak from the media establishment republicans and all the democrats for merely stating the obvious and the truth: Vladimir Putin is much more of a leader than President Obama.

My love is like a tire iron.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter he'd probably be alive today.

Whack 'em stack 'em and pack 'em.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God guns and rock and roll.

I play the living hell out of my guitars daily and as sure as the sun rises in the east killer licks ideas grooves patterns and songs erupt every time.

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized while fatigue is just over the edge and you should try to avoid it.

According to Democrats it's racist jingoistic and xenophobic to support enforcing America's immigration laws. What's next for Democrats labeling heterosexual sex as homophobic?

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

For the Nugent family fast food is a running herbivore.

I didn't invent the middle finger but I perfected the use of it.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest most revered guitars on the planet.

I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

I've always identified [myself] with the warrior and good over evil and you don't negotiate for good over evil if you want peace and love kill people that deny you that.

If it was up to me if you uttered the word 'gun control ' we'd put you in jail.

I'm the gun guy a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.

The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again cause in the wind he's still alive.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

I was a walking talking hunk of human poop

I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

My haters are laughable punks my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you... Peace and love will get you killed. That doesn't sound like a hippie.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim then our immigration laws are part of the package.

If there is one thing I am it's always right.

If you're not upsetting idiots you might be an idiot.

If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked locked and ready to rock doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

There was a time when man stood strong right was right and wrong was wrong.

They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?