Michael Feldman Quotes

I've always admired the kind of guy who moves into a place and restores it. Thanks to my efforts the guy who moves into mine will have a chance to do just that.

The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart albeit with less reason.

I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.

I tell people my only successful long-term relationship was with Jim Packard. He was my rock. I didn't realize how codependent I was.

It's not just dead men who tell no tales. Live ones don't have much to say for themselves either.