Mark McKinney Quotes


Two stops after I got on these two unbelievable short people got on and the way they were looking at me I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Of course I get drunk my brain is only the size of a walnut.

It is so cold out there my head nearly fell off.

I'm a little thirsty can I go drink out of your toilet?

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.