Gordon Korman Quotes


Art theft gave a guy an appetite.

You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me that dog is going down.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

Amy since when do you have a boyfriend?

Amy hugged Sinead and Dan scratched Saladin. "Later Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought don't.

Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?" -Amy Cahill

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.

There's always a way " his sister lectured. "We'll need help though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a part of the most powerful family in human history.

Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point " Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly please.

In our family you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art"?before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.

What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it " said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.

If the cake fits eat it!

When we lock things away " he said with conviction "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. "Man those copies don't due it justice. This one's the truth!" "Only a Janus " groaned Hamilton.

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

Slime him sis " Dan urged "Make him a redcoat.

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

What did Romeo and Juliet do?" They died " I remind her gently. "Some mix-up with the poison-

If it isn't on YouTube it might as well have never happened.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer sometimes you're a real idiot.

I've taken care of it " I said My father looked at me shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work. "No no I mean he's gone.

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.