Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

There's a lot of great people out here I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Because you pray after you play.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over like is it going to rain? All I can say is god bless the real farmers out there.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

Every time I got close somebody seemed to play a little better.

I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close somebody seemed to play a little better.

Arnie you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

At the British Open I had my opportunities but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.

Every shot makes someone happy.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries there's good and bad stuff.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness and smoothness is what our vodka has.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

I think I can be competitive. Heck anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

Everybody saying you can't do this you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it you can convince yourself of it.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat but I'll tell you in skins it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.

What the hell I paid my dues.

If I hadn't become a golfer I doubt I'd be wealthy because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

The greatest thing about golf there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black white purple yellow green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

I hope everybody's had fun because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully they will too.

When things are going good they just keep going good.

I'm not a great player but I'm a damn good one.

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are not afraid to mess up. And that comes right from the heart.

There are days when I can hear men tying their shoe laces in the gallery.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I might not come home with hardware but I'm winning.

I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

I've never been to heaven and thinking back on my life I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.