Dudley Moore Quotes

I can hear the music all around me.

Jaguar â?? For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose I wouldn't have been a comic.

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

I am trapped in this body and there is nothing I can do about it.

Volvo â?? they're boxy but they're good.