April Winchell Quotes

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

I'd like to run for office someday but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I never have anything to talk about.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

Your body is a temple whether you're a Jew or not.

Personally I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day I'll have to throw it out.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer uploading bad music for hours when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far today's experience was not at all demoralizing expensive or humiliating. No it was just plain fun.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment shall we?

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us they want to be us more than anything.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.