Adam DeVine Quotes

I'm such a huge 'Arrested Development' fan.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was like 60 000 people there which is a huge deal in America - singing the National Anthem.

My senior year of high school I got into UCLA but my family couldn't afford it.

Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you.

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

I loved Adam Sandler's early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get.

The American school system's a little warped so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.

You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing.

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's what I like to step behind 100 percent.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it so no jokes about that yet.

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

I like Louis C.K. Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.

As far as stand-ups go I always loved Richard Pryor Chris Rock and Sinbad. Basically I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian actually.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it watch 1 000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

I don't want any competition; I've finally made it! I don't want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job so stay in school! Stay in school and get a nice job working in an office!

I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning like 'Yeah yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!' I'm Captain Hook.

I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha Nebraska. Marbling fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't know.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

After 'Pitch Perfect ' I only want to be in sequels. No. 2 of whatever.